Here's Your Sign

If you've ever heard any of the comedy bits of Bill Engvall about how stupid people should wear signs around their neck to forewarn others, I present to you someone who definitely ought to have a one in neon.

You've probably seen and heard the news about the Pennsylvania mother who faked a kidnapping of her and her young daughter, only to be found a few days later strolling through Disney World. As she was arraigned on Friday, her defense attorney tried to argue that she was not a flight risk. In doing so, he uttered this gem:

"It's not a crime to take your kid to Disney World,"